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Hole Demotivational Poster


MIKE LITORIS. - Great name choice.


TAGS: his parents are assholes
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:02 am
strawberry rhubarb.....
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2010, 12:41 am
and this one.
Narutarded - January 8, 2009, 5:42 am
Funny thing is, they interviewed this guy for a different story six months earlier, and he said his last name was "Hunt".
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 2:50 am
I'd love to meet his parents.
my clitoris - January 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
haha good one


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm
holy shit he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am
5 photos. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 photos came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm
Damn! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick ass. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm
Don't fucking say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm
Well Antarces don't have shit on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.




OH SHIT... - Who the hell divided by zero?


TAGS: armageddon divide zero warp hole
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by jimmyman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:32 am
see?
Timpora - September 9, 2009, 3:38 am
Oh snap that Lake Berryessa


CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging




PERSPECTIVE -




BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...




RAISE YOUR HAND - If you're an asshole.


TAGS: osama bin laden is a terrorist asshole hand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Instafive


A NEW DAY -


TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail assholes we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


OPINIONS - Are like assholes everyone has one. But no one wants to hear it.


TAGS: opinions assholes
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by MacSupreMe

mattb - December 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
yea and they all stink.


THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday assholes
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


AHH - The elusive 19th hole.


TAGS: 19 gold hole
Rating: 2.73/5
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:56 pm
Ahhhhhhnonymous = 1


Portal -


TAGS: teleport wormhole mind fuck
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 11:56 pm
Can we send other things through this portal? It seems an easy way to poison someone's drink. *Wink* *Wink* 5/5
Charlie - September 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
1) the pot need to be poured at higher height for that tall of arc. 2) the blue portal cup needs to be tilted in order for it to make that wide of a arc...
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:13 am
Telepathy...I'm lovin' it.


THIS WILL NOT END WELL -


TAGS: gun rifle hurt asshole
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:22 pm
she'll be fine. is a pellet gun, look where it breaks
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 12:13 pm
I imagine she'll stab her eye with the scope when it recoils


CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS -




OTHER OPTIONS - May hurt a little at first... But she will thank you later




BACON -


TAGS: bacon complete lifestyle cholesterol kevin bacon
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by steph1

Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 3:09 am
I hope thats Turkey Bacon...
steph1 - March 6, 2011, 5:41 am
the bacon hitler? good chances he actually did in real life - bacon not being kosher maybe contributed to his "dislike"
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 11:59 pm
I didn't mean it as in bad taste but more like a wtf moment...........maybe he would of had more followers if he did that in real life
CoolioIndeed - March 5, 2011, 9:28 pm
Favorited.
Claire - March 5, 2011, 8:56 pm
than* not thank
Claire - March 5, 2011, 8:56 pm
You act like we haven't made worse jokes thank bacon Hitler.
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:05 pm
the bacon hitler is just messed up and can we get a enlargement on the pic in the top right corner


TERESO - Spamming asshole ruining my morning lols


TAGS: asshole
Rating: 2.39/5

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ANUS - A town full of assholes?


TAGS: anus assholes
Rating: 2.27/5

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Orville - June 17, 2010, 3:01 am
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!
Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:14 pm
Looks lie it might be france so yeah


JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit


TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny asshole
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Andremann

Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm
Ouch! Psychopath!


MANHOLE - Street Vagina Is A Better Name




IT ISN'T PREMARITAL SEX -




UNLUCKY CAMPERS - And you thought you camped with assholes


TAGS: a hole
Rating: 3.64/5

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MILK JUGS - Easier than carrying it on top of your head!


TAGS: september challenge milk jugs enuf for the whole village
Rating: 3.39/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:49 am
ugly. 1 lion only beacuse I can't give 0
temp - September 20, 2009, 12:36 am
I hope those aren't real. She may actually be pretty without them.


DARWINISM -




THE RABBIT HOLE - Lets see how deep it really goes.


TAGS: alice wonderland rabbit hole
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

Liam - August 9, 2009, 11:27 am
Dude mike she's like 15 if that.
lunchmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 3:20 am
Yes, and her pants aren't in Kansas anymore.
Weapon X - August 8, 2009, 10:29 pm
ummm...am I the only one who noticed that it's actually Dorothy? I'm just sayin...
Mikeipee - August 4, 2009, 7:39 am
Banish me then. It would'nt make me no never mind. Besides all that, your judgement is based on how old you THINK she is. It's not rooted in facts. And I have seen the same or worse than what I have posted on Moti & Naughty. Many done by my critics.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
Bunnies?
Sean - August 3, 2009, 9:54 pm
Hey TTH, what does the "B" in the actual NAMBLA stand for again?
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2009, 9:37 pm
This poster IS inappropriate for a humor site. If this was a NAMBLA site it would be OK. But it's not.
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
... worth the possible banishment. Find your see saw an get it level.
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
...grossly inappropriate while I laughed maniacally at it,(20595. It's all just a matter of opinion. I can say this, and take it anyway you want, too many tries on the moti & not the naughty side, will probably get you booted. Is the rile factor...
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 9:19 pm
Don't go all ACLU on me here, Piss. Comments can be constructive and destructive. While some may be able to see past the image for the Gottfriedesce humor intended, for others this may hit close to home. One of mine was nailed by my friends as being...
Mikeipee - August 3, 2009, 4:25 pm
Like I told someone earlier. If you don't like it, don't comment. But you do like it. Isn't that right BuZZbomb? Like witnessing a fatal car crash, repulsed by the mangled human remains but you can't look away. WIN!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:26 am
k its a little sick of a comment, but still clever. but you have a pic of a girl to young
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 5:59 am
Seems like it's all he does.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 2:16 am
What does mikepiss even do? Just post a bunch of CP posters?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:43 am
I think mikipiss and the Zedophile should get together to start pedofake. Then get arrested and gang raped in prison. A fairytale ending for a couple of sicko's.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 12:39 am
check* Wow.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 12:39 am
Nope.. Hopefully soon, though. Cehck your PMs btw, sent you something about half an hour ago.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:36 am
Hey AK are you a Goderator on the poster side yet?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:35 am
I never go there. too much pedo shit. personally I never thought an attraction to pubescent girls was something to be proud of, but guys like cubby seem to have quite a following. one more thing wrong with anonymity, too easy to be a sicko.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 12:28 am
Wow. I hate Mikepiss MORE now. Who knew that was possible?
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:26 am
Have you been over to the naughtypic side, Heap? Mike Piss is working his way to be the next Cubbybear.
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:22 am
PROFIT!? SERIOUSLY, Porc!? HA! I love that episode! It's one of my favorites.
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 11:59 pm
Sick mikipiss. This one looks a little to young to joke about.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
PROFIT!
Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:19 pm
???
Agent K - July 27, 2009, 10:06 pm
WTF?? i sense a pedo...


Portal Unlock -




SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.




GLORY HOLE -




GUESS WHO.. - is in a complete state of panic




DRIVER REACTION TEST -


TAGS: car pothole accident
Rating: 4.43/5

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Cloudchaser - August 18, 2010, 1:52 am
The damage would be even worse for someone on a motorcycle.


Glory Hole Solution -




FRENCH - because smelling bad and eating snails isn't enough.


TAGS: french assholes usa rocks
Rating: 2.23/5

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AslanBalaur - December 4, 2015, 3:07 am
Guess two ignoramus' forgot that the USA wouldn't exist if it weren't for the French. America was on the fast track to loose the Revolution till the French stepped in.


IGNOR-ANUS: (NOUN): -


TAGS: ignorant plus a hole equals ignoranus
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by sickartist

DillyRat - February 12, 2010, 6:15 pm
Hey... I was married to one of those
R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 5:22 pm
I know many of these follows! 5 for you!


I PLAYED GOLF TODAY -




CHUCK NORRIS - He is one big giant asshole. Walker Texas Ranger is the most untalented shit I have EVER seen! There - I've said it, now go ahead and kill me...




Hug -


TAGS: hug everyone dig hole
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - April 1, 2014, 6:21 pm
Very Good 5 Underground L's


CONFUCIUS SAYS - I'd tap that.


TAGS: ball hole golf
Rating: 4.83/5

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caveman - December 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
Love this.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 27, 2011, 8:04 pm
Brilliant!


kim kardashian -


TAGS: ahole
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:07 pm
Nice comedy bomb, RL! LOL! 5L!
concern3 - April 26, 2015, 5:30 am
It can not get any more real than this Mr Reality lord. Thanks It's a 5er


NO MERCY PLEASE -


TAGS: supergirl wholesome healthy ideas
Rating: 4.68/5

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house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!
house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!


THE BOSS - All bosses are assholes, beware the ones that seem to have a sense of humor.




THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!




THIS -


TAGS: baseball day chuck norris joke captain hook played catcher once massive hole
Rating: 3.44/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:04 am
OMG A FACE!
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
The "Hook" part is what clenches this one. Great poster Bart.


SOME PEOPLE - Just don't get it...


TAGS: fag asshole rutter dickhead
Rating: 1.82/5
ZOMGHACKS - December 6, 2008, 10:20 am
HAHAHAHA I GET IT BECAUSE HES WHITE


POTENTIAL TERRORISTS - There are 6,390,247,491 of 'em out there. Potentially.


TAGS: the whole damn world
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 7:30 pm

nice!


TURN LEFT IN 50 FEET... - Arrive at destination. Welcome home, Ms. Hilton.




RECALL! - Toyota is now recalling 241,000 vehicles. They may cause unintended sinkholes.




STUPIDITY - Because it just never stops


TAGS: america france asshole stupidity
Rating: 2.64/5

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Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 4:32 am
Lots of folks also seem to forget that French involvement had little to do with the love of liberty. The primary purpose was to piss off the British. Hell. the German mercenaries were more fundamental to the cause than the French ever were.
Liam - August 9, 2009, 3:24 am
Weber - If my history is correct you guys showed up late, and the tide already started to turn in our favor. You guys just came in for the part where all the glory comes.
weber - June 10, 2009, 1:36 pm
If my history's correct I believe that France's help was vital to the American colonists winning their independence.
jj - November 30, 2008, 11:19 pm
America didn't want to be involved when both WWI and WWII started, because they didn't want their economy to suffer like Europe's had. They could have joined the allies early and prevented so many lives being cut short...but they didn't. I'm so tired of A
RnR - October 9, 2008, 6:01 pm
and if you really want to some subjective insight, the TALK to people who have been there, while there are still a few around.
RnR - October 9, 2008, 5:59 pm
wiki is A START to gain some insight. Then read US, UK, GERMAN, FRENCH, DUTCH, etc history books... they are ALL somewhat biased. The thruth is in the middle. FAR FAR from Hollywoods version
OMG - October 9, 2008, 4:15 pm
CARL/RnR--incredible, read wikipedia? cool resource but if that is your history text that explains your stupidity--it is often completely wrong. The U.S. wasn't the key in WW2? You are crazy-read history books, not wikipedia
RnR - September 6, 2008, 6:24 am
hear,hear, well said by Carl. For anybody else: forget hollywood for a moment and read some history books, or wikipedia to start with, you'll learn it all aint that simple black/white
Carl - September 6, 2008, 1:54 am
If you put a cardboard box onto a stack of a dozen boxes about to fall, they're gonna fall down. That 1 box represents the effect the US had. It was needed, but most of the work was already done.
for gods sake... - July 25, 2008, 6:14 pm
The US entered WWI towards its final days, using an "expeditionary" force (essentially a army with out congresses permission) went out and supported the French and British forces with troops and supplies that they desperately needed. Next in WWII when Na
a random ninja - June 27, 2008, 10:20 am
the french... their tanks have one gear for forward and three for reverse
X the Eliminator - June 27, 2008, 10:19 am
Anyone wanna buy a french rifle? never been fired and only dropped once
YANNI - June 12, 2008, 1:33 pm
I'm half French and even I hate the fucking French. I was raised in Europe and would give my life for the USA before ever pissing on France. Anyone who says the USA wasn't reponsible for winning WWII are just plain stupid.
History girl - May 29, 2008, 1:01 am
And the Yanks actually bombed a few towns and cities in France that were in control of the alliance and not the enemy, killing thousands of inocent civilians.
Max - May 23, 2008, 10:13 pm
I am so fucking tired of people making the rest of us look like cocksucking bastards. Seriously. Hate the French? Keep it to yourself. Nobody gives two fucks. Xerius? Blame the poster. Not the rest of us. Thanks.
Xerius - May 17, 2008, 9:01 am
Ingnorant yanks, First off you were never in the first world war, and secondly england saved france twice. Nobody owes america anything, America owes the world, as you can't seem to win a war on your own
Sean - April 15, 2008, 3:12 pm
Thanks Dude. I am assuming that by resorting to an annoying comment, you spared us all an even more annoying poster/nerd tunnel. Your restraint is appreciated. It won't last, will it?
PatDaSneek - April 15, 2008, 2:49 pm
STUPIDITY Thinking that French people have the rite to say anything.


Turkey -


TAGS: asshole
Rating: 1.33/5

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matt n - July 30, 2008, 5:13 am
that's fucked!
Luci - April 12, 2008, 12:19 pm
This should be marked NSFW...


UNCANNY -


TAGS: hole girlfriend slut
Rating: 5/5

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Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 2:01 am
If you're confused, just follow the flow chart--> Did someone get told? --> NO-> TELL THEM!-> Did someone get told? -> YES! -> OH SNAP!
agdaniele - December 1, 2010, 8:42 pm
Rarely are there so few guys around her opening. Where's the cotton?
Derek - December 1, 2010, 3:25 pm
Vacuous or capacious?
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 11:04 am

OH OUCH!


LOVE IS A BLACK HOLE -




PLANKING - Being taken to a "hole" new low ...




LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

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Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: zebras are assholes
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 1:14 am
LOL this reminds me of the cheerleaders who will let a girl slam to the ground instead of catching her. Yeah...teamwork sucks
Arrogant Knight - March 31, 2009, 12:50 am
We need more posters like this... But, sadly, every kid that comes through here wants to post 10 pieces of shit daily so they can see their name on the 'Most motifakes' list... Nothing but good quality from you, though, Sean. Keep it up.
Sean - March 30, 2009, 9:49 pm
Now I am just flattered beyond repair. Thanks, agdaniele. And, together, we can blow the whistle on those damn zebras. Take it easy. Bye.
agdaniele - March 30, 2009, 8:28 pm
As always, you weave a verbal tapestry... brilliant in composition with quality worksmanship to the last thread.


TIME PARADOX - Snake, don't mess with the future! You have to understand the future!!


TAGS: worm hole
Rating: 2.19/5

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Dignity -


TAGS: dignity plastic shoes leaking holes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:05 pm
'Cause its funny! ^!
JesusWept - May 4, 2016, 1:23 pm
Oh! Umm...eh...i'm sure you look absolutely dashing in them!! (Crap! Why did i make this one??)
MissPriss - May 3, 2016, 3:11 pm
What are you trying to say...I wear flippies!
JesusWept - May 2, 2016, 9:48 am
Thanks!
concern3 - May 2, 2016, 5:24 am
Fantastic, UP yours


KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: peek keyhole rude
Rating: 4.79/5

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josh duggar -


TAGS: ahole incest peadophile closet
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - May 29, 2015, 3:56 pm

agreed.
Cannabal - May 28, 2015, 11:05 pm
Sadly, this guy is hardly unique: there are far more of him in the government and church than most people realize. He just happened to get caught.
Reality Lord - May 28, 2015, 5:11 pm

google "josh duggar" or "asshole hypocits who fondle their young sisters and strangers"
JesusWept - May 28, 2015, 3:04 pm
Who is that guy?
mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:45 am
5L body slam!! So that's a gay guy in denial, who wants to boink his sister, who was raised and lives in an environment of extreme Christian conservativism, is that about right?(Dragnet, for anyone who doesn't get the misquote) LOL! I think they SHOULD!


STONEHENGE - A prehistoric joke still messing with peoples minds.




YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY... -


TAGS: foxholes sean
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sean - February 19, 2009, 4:20 pm
You're a nut, Ron, but I mean that in the nicest possible way. Hilarious.
RONSART - February 18, 2009, 4:33 pm
ur statements always a genius remark...lol


BASIC PHYSICS - You can't fit a square pig into round holes like tops and pants.




TROLLING -




CINNAMON BUN - There's no way, at all, that this is good for you.




BLACK HOLES - OM NOM NOM NOM.




ASS HOLES - Come in all shapes and sizes !!


TAGS: ass hole
Rating: 2.13/5

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A GREAT PLACE FOR A FIRST DATE - "Let's meet at the Bung Hole."




CANADIAN BORDER PATROL - Beating up innocent people since 9/11.


TAGS: tsa asshole innocent victim thugs
Rating: 1.88/5

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spanko1 - October 4, 2011, 10:46 am
Yes Port Huron is in Michigan
CANADA - April 18, 2010, 8:33 pm
If im not mistaken, those are american flags on the shoulders of them


JEDIJESUS87 - the worst thing ever to happen to roosterteeth


TAGS: assholes
Rating: 1.69/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 11, 2008, 11:34 pm
Take it back to your BBS or chess club or star wars bulletin board or whatever. We grown ups have phony motivational posters to criticize with our acumen and eye for art and shit.


YOU'RE OUT OF BUTTER -


TAGS: cat asshole cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 8:04 am
I thought it was Alf's fridge.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:43 am
ROR! Nice twist on a golden classic.


CORPORATION CHANGE THINGS - Like This One,Changed The Whole Meaning Of Christmas




INSUBORDINATION - may result in suspension "Maybe I'll punch the boss next time I've never seen Tahiti"




Black hole ahead -


TAGS: black hole
Rating: 4.13/5

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curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 4:10 pm
I think you'll actually only be able to kiss your own a$$ after all the molecules in your mouth and butt are combined into a singularity.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 3:09 pm
Booyah-hahaha!


RAPTOR JESUS -




THE MAN LOCK - Forget the soap on a rope, this is obviously the more important purchase when heading to a stint in lockup.




THIS BLACK HOLE - is where your relationship is going.


TAGS: black hole relationship failure doom
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - June 3, 2010, 12:00 am
Classic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Speak for yourself. Mines going to civil court.


FAIL - I don't think you'll be working today or tomorrow.




PIMPIN' SHIT -


TAGS: only an ahole refers to themselves in third person
Rating: 3.57/5

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Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:05 pm
Note to self: never again trust aggy to write the tags.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:31 pm
Yet pathetically NOT prophylactic.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 4:03 pm
This is a great one. Profoundly prophetic.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
Well just for the record. Us Amerikens hate meeses...to pieces! 'Cause meese down thisaway tend to bite nieces! Oh, and as a side note, I think I may need a doctor after reading your last. Gifted. Just freakin gifted!
Sean - June 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
They would have us call them that, eh? So we passive aggressives (all Canadians are, by the way) rebel against the pro-moose agenda by calling them "mooses". Sure, they bite more sisters as a result, but only the sisters who need biting to begin with.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:04 pm
meese!!!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 6:02 pm
And we do know that there are a lot of camels up there...tyhat way the Mooses don't have to do the work, eh!
MO - June 12, 2009, 5:56 pm
meese
Sean - June 12, 2009, 5:53 pm
Here in Canada we pimp our camels with touques and sort of a multicoloured scarf and mittens combo. Makes the mooses jealous as hell, too. Good times.
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:45 pm
This one's quality marks it for export... guaranteed!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bob Dole said....


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: psa asshole whip
Rating: 3.23/5

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firefly - June 28, 2009, 9:23 am
Why is one of the tags "Whip"? Had something on your mind when you did this?


FISHING -


TAGS: want to be my fishing hole
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:46 am
...then pulling it out and having to de-scale and clean it. Oh yeah.


GUITAR? - it's a bass, asshole


TAGS: it s a bass asshole
Rating: 2.74/5

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Purity - April 1, 2009, 2:01 am
Haha... I was so fucking tired at that point. I did GTFO soon after posting that. Good call. ;p
Culos - March 25, 2009, 8:07 am
@Purity, if you're really that tired, feel free to GTFO, nobody's stopping you
Purity - March 25, 2009, 6:40 am
FUCK I POSTED TOO FAST AND TYPO'D AND CAN'T EDIT! GUITAR, GUITAR, GUITAR! FUCK!
Purity - March 25, 2009, 6:39 am
Yeah, that's a guiter. I'm so tired of all the fucking retards...
WTF - February 13, 2009, 5:14 pm
That bass IS a GUITAR!
:D - September 25, 2008, 7:27 pm
agreed. go bassists wooooooooo
The bass player - September 18, 2008, 10:19 pm
Seriously, people always overlook the fucking bass... without bass you have no song, nothing for your fucking systems... fucking assholes


CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore


TAGS: cars eating owen smith asshole idiot bad actor
Rating: 2.58/5

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rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:33 pm

Joshy - you will get better with time. don't let a hater bother you
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:25 pm
Don't bother, Joshy.... bovee hasn't even made a poster here. We all have ones we wish were gone, believe me. Just keep plugging away... it's all about fun.
Joshy8632 - December 29, 2009, 7:23 pm
yeah i noticed that after i made it
Bovee - December 29, 2009, 6:27 pm
if you mean Owen "Wilson" you fail.


I DON'T GET THIS. - Wait what?


TAGS: hole
Rating: 2.5/5

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tanner13 - February 24, 2010, 1:43 am
cool i like its
LogicDude - August 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!!
BriaHere - August 9, 2009, 8:30 am
I don't get why you made a tunnel to say what you could've in a comment.
MO - August 9, 2009, 12:22 am
RGB Baby!!!!
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 12:20 am
anonymous = automatic 1 -1 for tunnel therefore 0
lzbth - November 16, 2008, 11:42 pm
wait how do you not get this? nerd sex, mos def.


CHOICES - This guy has made a wrong one


TAGS: choices guy asshole fatty girl booze
Rating: 2.31/5

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[email protected] - November 26, 2009, 8:46 am
Don't knock it until you knock it.


YOU PINHEAD! - You moronic bag of douche!




THERE'S AN OLD MAN - Sittin' next to me




AND THAT'S HOW SHE GOT PREGNANT - I Swear, I Swear It's True




CORNHOLE - Going crazy for it.




CAP FLEMISH - "That's Where The Fish Are." Asshole.


TAGS: perfect storm cap flemish fish fishing fisherman humor fun asshole fish clooney
Rating: 1.55/5

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chareuleu - May 27, 2008, 7:12 am
it's a quote from "the perfect storm", and after that it's what I think of the captain of the "Andrea Gail" and his brilliant ideas. John Hawkes died because of this asshole ! /me runs off to cry too
Um - May 26, 2008, 10:38 pm
OK, I don't get it. There, I said it! Happy now? /me runs off to cry
jo - May 26, 2008, 11:45 am
a giant wave: what else ?


SURELY THERE MUST BE A GOD -




SOMETIMES - You just know that on the other end of the line... there's an asshole...




WAFFLES -




PHOTO BOMB -




MEMORIES -


TAGS: big gaping hole ex divorce
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - May 11, 2012, 10:09 am
It Looks Like A H- bomb Crater.


WITNESS -


TAGS: i saw the whole thing officer cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

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440wakeup - July 29, 2010, 12:29 am
Been zere done zat, you drive your hoopty up the gated pathway drug debt, frat fight, woteva. You get a newer model of same car not realising they made it wider try the same crazy crap and uuuhhh!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 12:11 am
LOL! Better break out the casting couch on this one!


HEY -




SADISM -


TAGS: a hole
Rating: 4.12/5

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DAMN -


TAGS: back in the hole jebus
Rating: 4.04/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 10:58 am
Thanks all.
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 10:34 am
Beautiful TTH! 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 1:08 am
This is all just gonna happen again in the morning.......Damn you Bill Murray!!!!!.....Gobblers knob...LMAO!
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 12:07 am
And a hell of a shadow it is!


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